Recent content by missingno

While I still dream of The Reef and Snapper Canal, I'm not really concerned with quantity of content and I don't need infinite updates. I'm a FGC boomer. I'm used to playing games long after they're done. But I am just disappointed in the lack of third kits. The way that S3 has handled its kits...

Two years is eight seasons. This is season eight. BIG Big Run is also pretty obviously a finale, and the teaser at the end is very likely hinting at Final Fest. The Jelly has a Splatfest branded Uchiwa, and a bag with Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and Deep Cut stickers.

People seem to be assuming a content extension has to happen simply because S1 and 2 got them, but that means nothing. The circumstances were very different for those games. And if we just assume every game is always gonna get a content extension by default, then why even announce two years in...

I always said I'd try Tri-Stringer if it had a better kit, but Splatoon 3 be like this. Wellstring lost me as soon as I saw Stamp. But now the Custom kit looks... less bad. I already play Heavy so I don't hate Wave, but it is fairly weak in this meta. At this point in the game, a kit that is...

I'm pretty sure the Nintendo Switch will catch fire and explode trying to handle three King Salmonids at once.

Get Cooler to a point where it's not considered mandatory for every team to have one. Special saver nerf at the very least. Zooka startup. Please I beg you. Kill Pencil. Like actually just kill this thing, no one wants it in the meta. Explo shot velocity buff. I fear any other buff would be too...

Past/present/future

https://squidboards.com/threads/sizzle-season-2024-wishlists.44427/

Really? Every time you've had to play 3v4 you've won? I do not believe you.

You won one 3v4 once? Okay, and how many 3v4s have you lost? I'm gonna bet it's not a fair 50% win ratio, is it? I can't believe I even have to argue that, no, 3v4 is not fair.

Yes, I am sure that a 3v4 is not a fair match.

Putting those kinds of stakes on a match that is unwinnable sounds even worse to me. That's not fair to anyone.

For a second I thought this was von Neumann ordinals.

Biggest thing I want to see is Salmon Run content. All we've ever gotten are maps and Kings, but I think it'd go a long way to freshen the mode up again if they added 2-3 new miniboss types and a new night wave or two. And then just give me The Reef and Snapper Canal. I don't think a content...

Please do not waste my time making me sit through a 3v4. It's not fun on either side, let me get back into the queue so I can play a real match.